(whispering)
"I'm gonna steal COMFORTPUPPY'S designs and scam people!"
COMFORTPUPPY
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
Nobody, huh?!
The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking- standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."
COMFORTPUPPY grabs Cowboy by the shirt.
COMFORTPUPPY
Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
COMFORTPUPPY
You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
DOGESAUR
Sir, I said it, sir!
COMFORTPUPPY steps up to JOKER.
COMFORTPUPPY
Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
COMFORTPUPPY punches DOGESAUR in the stomach. DOGESAUR sags to his knees.
COMFORTPUPPY
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!